elevator conversations

  examples of the unique and sometimes awkward moments of riding the elevator with strangers in shopping malls, hotels, hospitals, etc.

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"Hello!"
"Hi..."
"Beep."

"bee-eep.."   
"Ding!"

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"Going up?"
"Yes; hop on.."
"Thank you."

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"Let them go first. They have suitcases.."
"No, you can get in too!"
"Oh-okay-"
"Beep."
(doors close)

"So you're here for a softball tournament?"
"Yeah we are."
"That's good-- Where are you from?"
"Kardon.."
"Oh yeah."
"Ding!"

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(doors slide open)
"Oh! You're full.."
"No, there's room for you."
(everyone scrunches together)
(smile) "thanks--"
"BEEP."
"ding~"

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"Hello."
"Hi!"
"iLike your shirt!"
"Thanku.."
"Ding."

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"Oh you have a cute baby!"
"Thanks!" (rubs baby's head)
"How old is he?"
"11 months..."
"Oh-- the perfect age."
"beep-beep"

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"That looks delicious!"
(talking of sandwich from cafe on main floor)
"Yes! I AM looking forward to chewing it."
(smile)
"ding.."

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"Ever been up this tower before?"
"No.. Have you?"
"Yes! One time, the view is breath-taking."
"That's what I've heard...guess I'll see~"

And so next time you find yourself having one of these conversations, just smile and cherish this wonderful moment!


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