Saturday, February 12, 2011

Lame vegetable jokes by Taylor and Miranda


Tom was telling a group how his wife, Mary's brother had mutilated his finger. 
Mary corrected him "No, Tomatoe!"


Bob gets paid by the hour. Unlike Bob, Cecil gets paid by celery.


Welcome to the Mexican Fiesta! The spice pots are ordered mild to hot. Pot 1 is a sweet chipotle from Spain, while potatoes (pot 8 owes) its flaming flavour to th habanero pepper. But I personally don't carrot all for pot 3.


"What's been raiding our garden?" Ben asked Esau.
"I think its a sassquash!" Esau replied.


The meal was ready. Once the family was gathered around, Father said "lettuce pray."

Drew lost the final round of pool. "What was your problem?" his mother asked. 
"Oh I just found the cucumbersome," Drew stated .


"Did you get a sunburn at the beach?" Henrietta inquired of Olivia from Rosenort.  
"No, my nose was just radish," she replied.


They hired one sherpepper hiker for the Himalayan trek.


Do you recognize this specimen or should we cauliflower specialist?


Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Rudolph, join in any raindeer games.


After a great victory the soldiers had a fleggplant ceremony.




The vegetable joke was so funny it gave Artichoking fit!

5 comments:

  1. Har har hardee har har HAR! who are these lame-o
    taylor and miranda anyway? actually i think they might be my rellies. Just my gut feeling.
    J.

    ReplyDelete
  2. do i get some kinda reimbursement or royalty off of it? teehee lame jokes rock.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Genuinely no matter if someone doesn't know then its up to other people thyat they will assist,
    so here itt takes place.

    Feeel free to visit my site: low carb diet

    ReplyDelete
  4. hello there and thank you for your information – I've certainly picked up something new
    from right here. I did however expertise some technical points using this
    web site, since I experienced to reload the web site many times previous
    to I could get it to load correctly. I had been wondering if your web host is OK?
    Not that I'm complaining, but slow loading instances times
    will often affect your placement in google and could damage
    your quality score if advertising and marketing with Adwords.
    Well I'm adding this RSS to my e-mail and can look out for much more of
    your respective fascinating content. Ensure that you update this again soon.

    Here is my website Full Report

    ReplyDelete
  5. Great article.

    Have a look at my wweb page telecharger jeux pc complet
    gratuit gta ()

    ReplyDelete