Wednesday, February 9, 2011
fruit jokes that are rather lame
Once upon a time there was a girl and a boy. The boy wanted
to marry the girl. The girl wanted to elope but the boy said,
"No! we cantaloupe."
Another time a wife asked her husband to fold the laundry.
"No!" he exclaimed.
"Honeydew!" she pleaded.
"Is this juice?" Melanie asked.
"No, it's watermelony." her mother replied.
Then suddenly a prince got married to a princess! The queen
thought they made a LOVELY pear.
Anna went to a shopping mall and threw a penny onto the ice
rink. Then the mall cop had to banAnna from the mall.
James and his family were stuck in some miry mud. Then a kind
gentleman came along and asked if they needed apple.
Home, home on the orange. Where the deer and the antelope
play; where seldom is heard a discouraging word. and the skies
are not cloudy all day...
"Do you like the color blue?" Angela asked.
"No, I don't like blueberry much." Timothy replied.
(the next one is a song to the tune of Marvelous Grace)
Grapes, grapes, marvelous grapes; grapes that are soft and
squishy within. Grapes, grapes, marvelous grapes. Grapes that
are redder than all our skin.
A man stole some fruit from a store, then ran away. The owner
of the store yelled, "Where did that mangoe?!"
READ THIS ONE ALOUD
Doreen was squeezing Dave's neck.
Then Dave said, "PLEASE don't squeeze my nectarine!" (neckDoreen)
Barry was playing in the fresh, clean straw. Then Barry's wife
Marcia, came along and said "Get out of the strawberry!"
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some of you people have seen these already, so if you've seen them and you hate 'em you can just go vomit in the bathroom if you wish...
ReplyDelete{my apologies}
finaly the fruit jokes yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my day is a jolly one thank you thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletethose are some delicious jokes . maybe that man was that stole the fruit was the mango monster
ReplyDeletethat could very well be, mango...next time I see that man I'll have to ask him.
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