Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
A jump-start cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
The invisible man marries the invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
A silly pun that makes me smile (besides all yours) "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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