the dental procedure

"Open your mouth wide,"


                                  the dentist says


                                       "It will only take a few minutes.."


        so you open up & they stick a scaffold system in there & two talahandlers & 3 big cement drills & a gallon of water. Then they scrape around on your teeth and blast things all over plus you need to swallow but their is no way possible so you start gagging and turning purple..


"How is it going?" they ask happily.


                  "Uhh-gaay.." you mumble.


"Just say if it hurts.."
                                  (but of course you don't say anything)


             ...after what seems like 8 days, the worst part is over & they give you a magazine and you try to concentrate on that instead of the pain but it doesn't seem to work that well-


                        THEN COMES the HAPPY PART!

"Which flavor of fluoride would you like?" the dental assistant asks sweetly.

           "Which kinds do you have?" you say with a smile on your face for the first time this day.

"We have bubblegum, mint, orange, grape, and strawberry." she says.
    
       "Oooh I would love to go with orange!" you say very excitedly.

                       so she sticks those pleasant foamy things into your mouth and gives you that AWESOME little vacuum thingy and you spit whatever you want and it will just schluuurp it down....ahhhhh!
             but don't get too comfortable because this wondrous sensation only lasts for a minute and then you get ushered to the front where you hafta pay for this procedure!

                      "me-o-my" you say, but you are happy that the ordeal is over.