Monday, July 25, 2011

mozzarella cheese


Q. How's your job at the clock company?

A. Only time will tell.


Q. How's your job at the banana company?
A. I keep slipping up.


Q. How's your job on the new highway?
A. I'm so busy I don't know which way to turn.


Q. How's your job at the travel agency?
A. I'm going nowhere.


Q. How's your job at the swivel chair company?
A. It makes my head spin!


Q. How's your job at the lemon juice company?
A. It could be bitter jobs.


Q. How's your job at the pie company?
A. It didn't pan out.


Q. How's your job at the balloon factory?
A. We can't keep up with inflation.


Q. How's your job at the crystal ball company?
A. I'm making a fortune.


Q. How's your job at the history book company?
A. There's no future in it.


Q. How's your job at the clock company?
A. I'm having second thoughts about it.


Q. How's your job on the farm?
A. Problems keep cropping up.


Q. How's your job at the sewing shop?
A. Hanging on by a thread.


Q. How's your job at the eye glasses clinic?
A. I have clear job objective.


I got these jokes from a friend and thought they were easily cheesy enough to share! Cheddar--


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2 comments:

  1. Cheesey... I found myself sighing with despair but still kinda amused. Thanks for giving me ammunition for driving people crazy!

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